A friend sent me this hilarious video of a guy donating blood. I have translated what he says…I don’t know if the translation will be funny at all but here it goes:

Reporter: Is this your first time donating blood?
Blood-giver: Correct.
Reporter: Why are you doing this?
Blood-giver: The company told us to come…you know..so (awkward grin)
Reporter: (inaudible)
Blood-giver:It’s that there’s a wife…no, mother-in-law of a colleague of ours who worked with us in the hospital and needs blood…and so they asked us to do this charity so we’re taking advantage of the holiday..you know…no lines..and that’s it…
Reporter: Was it worthwhile?
Blood-giver:Yeah, for sure…and I recommend it…if you haven’t given blood, come down and donate…it doesn’t hurt at all…
(at this point the nurse sticks the needle)
Just a second (grimaces in pain) … fucking big needle…